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“That is what corn chips come from, maybe, professor Harwood is on to something, he probably really loves corn, and all corn related products, I mean, isn’t that wat are you supposed to put on a frame?, things you love?, I’m gonna do that!; when I get home, I’m gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna!, I love lasagna, it’s so good and cheesey. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield!, man that cat really loves lasagna, maybe I should put a picture of Garfield on a frame, you know, is a kind of short way to say I love lasagna. That would be fucking insane. What about a photo of President Garfield?!, people would be like “Jane why you have a photo of President Garfield?!, Because I love lasagna of course.” —Jane (Anna Faris), Smiley Face movie.